20 THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE LAZY

Laziness, what to write as an introduction? As I am one of them, I just jump into the things we do:

1. Pen Vs Pencil:

In school days, I used to hate pencil. I was excited when I used pens, just because I thought it is a waste of time to use an eraser.

2. Stick vs Remote:

Do you remember the old model television? This can be used both by remote and manually. When the remote is not working, who will go to the television set and press the volume or program buttons? We used a stick to operate.

3. Helping hand:

All the family knows that we are lazy just because we were so busy to get up and switch on the fans/lights (Ofcourse at this time we are in another energy-saving mode). So mean!!

4. Ironing:

Most of us hate the phase of ironing clothes. How Dhobi survives?

5. Organising:

Generally, we don’t shift places of things, its waste of time to search for them.

6. Planning:

When we go out to buy anything, let's say some groceries, we can find out what other things can be done during the trip. Don’t underestimate our planning.

7. Meals:

Some people can be so lazy, that even eating thrice will harm their laziness. By only single meals a day also they can survive. However, they are always in energy-saving mode.

8. Boon:

Thank God there are online services are available for almost everything. The services are boon to us. From groceries shopping to finding a carpenter can be done in mobile itself.

9. Conference calls vs parties:

Party? Sorry, who will travel to the venue? Conference calls are better than parties. (This is a desire of lazy introvert)

10. No gear:

It can be a boy or girl; we prefer auto gear bikes than geared ones. Gear changing also an energy-sucking task.

11. Shortcuts:

This can be related to most of the students. They prefer to enjoy the remaining year than to study, just before 1 month or a week or 1- day before exams they can read. That is a skill. Why don’t you people appreciate it?

12. Holidays are holidays:

I love my country. And I love my country by being at home. I can watch flag hoisting on television, now even in mobiles. So why should I come to school/college? ½ day of standing under the sun, listening to the speeches, only positive thing you get during that day is sweets. I can eat at home too. Coming to sports day, what is that anyway?

13. Energy-efficient:

At times, there will be no helping hand for us. During cold mornings, we need to reduce the speed of the fan or switch it off. We are so lazy to get up to reach the switch, we take 2 or3 blankets instead.

14. Group posting:

If you want to message a person in WhatsApp, but in your infinite chats you cannot find the person, and you send it in group chat. How many of you did this?

15. Revolving chairs:

In the office, if you want to move the next-to-the-next-cabin, you use the revolving chairs. Why can’t we use that at home too? I request from all lazy persons, instead of couches use these revolving chairs. Easy to use, easy to travel from one room to other!!!

16. Slide bar:

All of you say lazy persons are fit-for-nothing. We can give you time-saving and energy-saving ideas. Instead of stairs, you discovered lift. For getting down the stairs, it is better to use a slide.

17. Fitness:

See, we eat only once, mostly we get energy from our meditation(some people term it as sleeping). How yogis in the Himalayas get their energy for a living? That is only through meditation, not by eating food or drinking water. We also follow the same. Moreover, the yogis are very fit, did you see any yogi or sadhu with obesity? No. We too go in the same way.

18. Alexa:

Google is great. We accept it. But Alexa is awesome!! Yes! You got my point. We don’t need to type for Alexa. Alexa can switch off lights too. I strongly recommend improving technology.

19. Power check:

What do you do to check whether the power is there or not? You switch on the light/fan or you check the inverter lights. What do we do? We simply switch on the wi-fi in our mobile. And simply we message someone in WhatsApp. If it is sent, power is there. As I said earlier, we are smart!

20. The most iconic:

If the doorbell rings, we just pretend to get up so that others would move.

Finally, I wanted to say, please let us be us. We are not useless people as you think. We are the most organized, talented, and skilled than you.

What are your ways of laziness??

“Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”
― Robert Heinlein

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